The term "BS," or "bullshit," is often used in discussions to dismiss stereotypes or generalizations applied to entire age groups, particularly by members of Generation Z, though similar sentiments are shared by other generations.
Example:
"I've heard enough of his political BS for one night"
Shorthand for loss/losing
Example:
"I forgot my wallet at home, that’s an L."
Response to a comment or action on the internet that is particularly bad.
Example:
"Your tweet got 5 likes and 100 replies calling you out. L + ratio."
excellent or of very high quality
Example:
"That meme is so dank!"
Derogatory term for Millennials. Used when millennials are perceived to be excessively attempting to be trendy or stylish.
Example:
"That phrase is so cheugy, no one says that anymore."
That feeling when
Example:
"TFW you finish a big project and can finally relax"
being politically aware
Example:
"He’s really woke about climate change."
An excellent song or album.
Example:
"This new track is a total bop!"
The greatest of all time
Example:
"Michael Jordan is the GOAT of basketball."
Something that is small, and in most cases exceptionally adorable.
Example:
"Look at that smol puppy, it’s adorable!"
a makeover or transformation from bad to good.
Example:
"She really had a glow up since high school."
common amongst the earlier talking stages of a relationship. Ghosting someone means you start ignoring them or stop texting them back.
Example:
"We were talking for weeks, and then she just ghosted me."
Used when someone feels jealous
Example:
"He’s just salty because he lost the game"
Gossiping (spilling the tea)
Example:
"I’m just here to sip tea and watch the drama unfold."
Another way of saying swag, drip is a term for a cool or sexy trend or style.
Example:
"His drip today is on point."
Acronym for "If you know, you know." Used to describe inside jokes.
Example:
"That hidden message in the movie was iconic. IYKYK."
To be constantly thinking or upset about something.
Example:
"That song is living rent-free in my head"
Used to threaten physical combat with someone
Example:
"If you keep talking like that, you’re gonna catch these hands."
If you drag someone, you're criticizing or making fun of them
Example:
"She dragged him for his terrible performance."
Used to say something is good. Primarily used to describe food
Example:
"This pizza is bussin’!"
a form of shaming the actions or opinions of a public figure, company, or organization
Example:
"People are saying he’s canceled after those comments."
For fuck sake
Example:
"FFS, why is this meeting taking so long?"
similar to emo or goth culture, but they use the internet to express themselves.
Example:
"He’s such an e-boy with those black nails and chains."
similar to emo or goth culture, but they use the internet to express themselves.
Example:
"She’s such an e-girl with her neon eyeliner and platform boots."
Used to describe something embarrassing.
Example:
"She wore the same dress as the bride at the wedding? Big yikes."
shortened term for saying "I'm going to"
Example:
"I’m finna head out."
A lie or exaggeration
Example:
"He said he’s a millionaire, but that’s cap."
the opposite of being low-key.
Example:
"I high-key love this song."
Sycophancy, being overly affectionate in pursuit of a sexual relationship
Example:
"He buys her gifts every day, he’s such a simp."
Something that is ironically trendy. One might consider Crocs to be of the camp aesthetic.
Example:
"That outfit is so camp, it’s amazing."
a person that you find attractive
Example:
"He showed up to the party looking like a whole snack."
If someone is really getting on your nerves, you might tell them to take several seats.
Example:
"You’re being way too extra right now, take several seats."
Used to condemn or poke fun at someone or something.
Example:
"Not you eating the last slice of pizza!"
To praise someone when they are doing something good. The one being praised is to do the "ice in my veins" pose popularized by Basketball player D'Angelo Russell.
Example:
"Sheesh, that’s a lot of money!"
Something that is better in a peculiar manner
Example:
"This song hits different at night."
Yes, ok, "it's on."
Example:
"You want to meet at 6? Bet."
Used to add emphasis to something
Example:
"That’s the best movie of all time, periodt."
Finesse means to trick or manipulate someone or a situation in order to get what you want.
Example:
"He finessed his way into the VIP section."
Similar to "I'm dead", this is just another term to use when you find something hilarious
Example:
"That joke had me weak!"
a phrase used to describe someone who is generally well-liked and charismatic. It can also be used to describe someone when they're making a scene, but not necessarily in a bad way
Example:
"She’s living her life like she’s the main character in a movie."
A shortened version of "sister", this term is typically used to greet a friend, no matter their gender.
Example:
"Sis, you are killing it in that outfit!"
Another term to use if you find something particularly funny.
Example:
"That meme is sending me!"
Money, and lots of it.
Example:
"I’m trying to stack up this gaup before the weekend."
Another way of giving disapproval for something.
Example:
"That outfit? This ain’t it, chief."
Someone who is out there and enjoys taking things to a new level of flamboyance.
Example:
"She brought a whole suitcase for a weekend trip, she’s so extra."
Swift and witty response to an insult or critique
Example:
"Her clapback to that troll was savage."
Pronounced "at me." Used on social media when someone feels attacked by a post.
Example:
"I’m about to pull up, C me at the club!"
Has two definitions. It can be used as a shortened version of "as hell." It can also be used as an acronym for age/sex/location.
Example:
"It’s cold asl outside!"
To get in a physical altercation with someone.
Example:
"He was out there bangin’ 30s all night."
Originally meaning "to be your self and not care about how others view you", The word is now used to indicate an opinion or something that someone agrees with. It is especially common in political slang and discussions.
Example:
"He doesn’t care what anyone thinks, he’s so based."
To apply makeup to the face.
Example:
"I’m about to beat my face for this event tonight."
Term used to describe when someone is excessively angry.
Example:
"He’s big mad because we beat his team last night."
A euphemism for how many people one has had sex with. Initially referred to specifically sexual intercourse, but was expanded to include all forms of sex.
Example:
"What’s your body count?"
A high-class/materialistic person.
Example:
"We’re going to a boujee restaurant tonight."
"Boy Pussy," i.e. a man's anus.
Example:
"He was joking about his bussy all night."
A response to embarrassment or social awkwardness
Example:
"That performance was so cringe."
Used to describe something humorous to such an extent as to "kill you."
Example:
"That joke had me ded."
The truth
Example:
"Pizza is the best food ever. Facts."
A major improvement in one's self, usually an improvement in appearance, confidence, and style. Frequently used in a context relating to puberty.
Example:
"She had a major glow-up over the summer."
Used to express shock, embarrassment, and or amusement.
Example:
"She spilled her drink on her dress and I oop!"
Describes the vibes or connotation of something.
Example:
"It’s giving 90s nostalgia with that outfit."
Colloquially: "Enlightened", "Hot", "Fire." The new hotness; something remarkable, interesting, fun or amusing. Generally positive.
Example:
"That party was lit!"
Short for mediocre
Example:
"That movie was mid, nothing special."
Someone who cannot think for themselves and/or has no or little control over their own life. Someone that is ready to agree with popular opinion unquestioningly and always believes what they are told. Gullible
Example:
"She’s acting like such an NPC, just going with the flow."
Derogatory term directed towards Baby Boomers. Used as a response when boomers are deemed to be out of touch with younger generations
Example:
"You don’t understand memes? OK boomer."
Short for "I swear to god." Means that a person's statement is frank.
Example:
"I’m telling you, that was the best movie I’ve ever seen, on god!"
When an internet post has a comparable number of comments/replies to "likes", which is usually indicative of a poor reception.
Example:
"That tweet got ratio’d so bad, more people replied than liked it."
One's courtship/seduction skills
Example:
"He’s got so much rizz, everyone likes him."
Used to convey happiness/laughter
Example:
"I spilled my drink sksksk."
Used to refer to something (typically music) that is perceived to be good.
Example:
"This new track slaps!"
Short for suspect/suspicious.
Example:
"Why’s he acting so sus all of a sudden?"
To do something well.
Example:
"She’s slaying in that outfit tonight!"
Gossiping (spilling the tea)
Example:
"Spill the tea, I need to know what happened!"
To understand what was supposed to be done; to do something well
Example:
"That outfit is fire, she really understood the assignment."
Understandable
Example:
"Those sneakers are valid!"
To check one's personality or attitude
Example:
"Vibe check: Are you good?"
describes a generic positive feeling that someone has about something
Example:
"We were just vibing to some music all night."
To do something so well as to "make one's wig fly off."
Example:
"That performance was amazing, wig!"
As fuck
Example:
"I’m tired af after that workout."
When you have done something silly making you feel like your own brain shrinks as you regret all of your life
Example:
"He solved that puzzle in seconds, big brain moves."
Used to describe your typical alpha male
Example:
"He’s such a Chad, always winning at everything."
To be completely and utterly destroyed.
Example:
"That car is clapped, it’s falling apart."
People who are completely unintelligent.
Example:
"I waited all day for him to text me back. I’m such a clown."
anything that’s embarrassing or try-hard
Example:
"That old tweet was so cringy, I can’t believe I posted that."
Fear of missing out
Example:
"I have major FOMO after seeing everyone’s vacation pics."
For real
Example:
"You’re moving to LA? Fr?"
an expression commonly used when someone is feeling either so overjoyed or exasperated that they can’t even find the right words; depending on the context.
Example:
"Ion even care what they think."
I don’t
Example:
"This meme is too much, I can’t even!"
In Real Life
Example:
"Let’s meet IRL next week."
A stereotype for women who behave extremely unreasonably and childish – especially towards service staff or people of colour – and tend to invoke their racial privilege
Example:
"That woman asked to speak to the manager, total Karen move."
Secretly
Example:
"I’m low key excited about the new movie."
It just means to admire or look up to someone so much that you jokingly want to be adopted by them or have them as your second parent
Example:
"Beyoncé is such a mom."
It just means to admire or look up to someone so much that you jokingly want to be adopted by them or have them as your second parent
Example:
"Keanu Reeves is my dad."
Not Gonna Lie
Example:
"NGL, that was a tough workout."
In my opinion
Example:
"IMO, that movie wasn’t that great."
Pick me girls are the type of girls who claim that they are nothing like other girls, in order to get attention from guys (also see ‘simping’ below). It’s a derogatory term.
Example:
"She’s such a pick me girl, always saying she’s not like other girls."
Short for ‘baby boomer’, referring to older folks born 1946 to 1964 – but mostly used to clap back at pretty much anyone who’s older and not so in-the-know.
Example:
"My boss is such a boomer, doesn’t even know how to use Zoom."
When you "sleep on" something, you overlook or underestimate it
Example:
"You’re sleeping on this new album, it’s so good."
Diss. Also: throwing shade; being shady.
Example:
"She was throwing shade at my outfit."
Surprised or shocked.
Example:
"I was shook when I found out the news."
Shake my head’. Another one for texting, smh usually signifies exasperation
Example:
"You forgot your homework again? Smh."
short for “to be honest” and is usually used when making a comment or a joke (best to stick to texts with this one too).
Example:
"TBH, I didn’t enjoy the party last night."
Stands for desperate, usually for attention
Example:
"He’s been texting me nonstop, he’s so thirsty."
a social media post intended to, uh, entice viewers and get attention.
Example:
"She posted a total thirst trap on Instagram."
A very enthusiastic and celebratory way of saying yes!
Example:
"Yas queen! You’re slaying that outfit!"
The Gen Z version of YOLO (you only live once). Usually exclaimed (pretty loudly) when doing something risky or throwing an item very hard (most of the time for absolutely no reason at all and with absolutely no aim).
Example:
"He yeeted the ball across the yard."
used to express disgust at something unpleasant or offensive.
Example:
"He talks with his mouth full, that gave me the ick."
means no or know. It functions as a more dramatic way of saying "no" or "know," and sounds like "no" with an Australian accent.
Example:
"Naur, why did you do that?"
A shortened version of "say no more."
Example:
"Want to grab dinner? Say less, I’m there."
a more fun way of saying something or someone is ridiculous, or that it can't be taken seriously.
Example:
"You’re being so unserious about this important issue."
To be “gagged” is to be shocked, amazed, et cetera.
Example:
"I was gagged when I saw her outfit!"
If you “ate” something, it means you executed it extremely well.
Example:
"She ate that performance, no crumbs left."
an expression that conveys excitement
Example:
"You won the game? Poggers!"
any lovely person who seems like they’re the main character, evoking as much admiration as jealousy
Example:
"She’s such a Heather, everyone loves her."
What the hell
Example:
"You like pizza? I’m with it."
Used to describe someone showing off, gloating, or parading around.
Example:
"He’s flexing his new car all over social media."
term born out of the popularity of the high-end fashion brand. These days, it means that something is good
Example:
"Everything is Gucci, don’t worry."
Hands down one of the biggest slang terms to hit pop culture in the summer of 2019, hot girl summer is about women having a good time and being unapologetic about who they are
Example:
"I’m ready for hot girl summer this year!"
used to describe someone's dance moves. It's usually used in the phrase "get sturdy", which means that someone is performing a specific type of dance in which they move their legs, spin, and hop.
Example:
"He’s so sturdy on the dance floor!"
used to blame someone for their own loss.
Example:
"You can’t beat the level? Sounds like a skill issue."
Trying not to laugh
Example:
"That meme is TNTL-worthy!"
Got to go
Example:
"Sorry, G2G! Talk later!"
You never know
Example:
"I might move abroad one day, YNK."
Can’t stop laughing
Example:
"That joke was hilarious, CSL!"
Great minds think alike
Example:
"You bought the same shoes as me? GMTA!"
In my humble opinion
Example:
"IMOH, this is the best pizza place in town."
Just kidding
Example:
"You’re fired! JK, I could never fire you."
Short for “baby." Often a pet name for a crush or significant other.
Example:
"I’m spending the weekend with my bae."
Some stuff, different day
Example:
"How’s it going? SSDD."
Wish you were here
Example:
"The beach is amazing, WYWH!"
Just like in sports, benching someone in dating means putting them to the side to date other people.
Example:
"I think he’s benching me—he texts but never makes plans."
When someone leads you on by flirting and making you feel special but without any intention to actually commit to a relationship.
Example:
"She’s breadcrumbing him, always texting but never wanting to meet."
"Cuffing" simply means to get into a relationship.
Example:
"Everyone’s cuffing this fall, it’s relationship season."
Define the relationship
Example:
"We need to DTR soon, I need to know where we stand."
refers to a form of psychological manipulation in which a significant other makes you feel crazy or wrong, even when unjustified
Example:
"He keeps telling me I’m overreacting, but I think he’s gaslighting me."
I love you
Example:
"Goodnight, ILY!"
Based on the idea of red flags, pink flags are on step down. They aren’t huge warning signals that something is wrong, but they can hint that this relationship isn’t super healthy
Example:
"She’s always late—kind of a pink flag, but not a dealbreaker."
means to have casual sex
Example:
"They hooked up last night, definitely a smash."
Describes two people who are not officially dating but who have feelings for each other
Example:
"We’ve been hanging out a lot, but it’s just a situationship."
Refers to an attractive, well-dressed man. Often, it’s an older man
Example:
"Look at him in that suit, total zaddy vibes."
This happens after someone ghosts you, and then decides to start talking to you again like nothing ever happened.
Example:
"He ghosted me months ago, and now he’s zombie-ing by texting me again."
Away From Keyboard
Example:
"I’ll be AFK for 10 minutes, need to take a break."
As Soon As Possible
Example:
"I need that report ASAP!"
At The Keyboard
Example:
"I’m ATK, ready for the meeting."
At The Moment
Example:
"I’m busy atm, can we talk later?"
Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
Example:
"Let’s meet up, I’m A3."
Back At Keyboard
Example:
"I’m BAK, what did I miss?"
Be Back Later
Example:
"I’m stepping out, BBL."
Be Back Soon
Example:
"Grabbing a snack, BBS."
Bye For Now
Example:
"Got to run, BFN!"
Bye For Now
Example:
"That troll got a BAN from the server."
Be Right Back
Example:
"Need to grab my phone, BRB.”"
Be Right There
Example:
"Just parking, BRT!"
By The Way
Example:
"BTW, I’ll be late to the party."
Before
Example:
"I need to finish this B4 I go out."
Bye For Now
Example:
"Heading out, B4N!"
See You
Example:
"It was fun hanging out, CU later!"
See You Later
Example:
"Got to go, CUL8R!"
Frequently Asked Questions
Example:
"Check the FAQ before you ask questions."
Fingers Crossed
Example:
"I applied for the job, FC!"
For What It's Worth
Example:
"FWIW, I think you should go for it."
For Your Information
Example:
"FYI, the meeting has been moved to 3 PM."
Get A Life
Example:
"You’re still talking about that? GAL!"
Good Game
Example:
"That was a tough match, GG!"
Great Minds Think Alike
Example:
"We ordered the same thing! GMTA."
Great!
Example:
"That party was GR8!"
Genius
Example:
"I’m signing off, G9!"
I See
Example:
"IC, that makes sense now."
I Seek you (also a chat program)
Example:
"Keep this number ICO any emergencies"
ILU: I Love You
Example:
"You mean so much to me, ILU!"
In My Honest/Humble Opinion
Example:
"IMHO, the sequel was better than the original."
In My Opinion
Example:
"IMO, that’s the best coffee shop in town."
In Other Words
Example:
"IOW, we need to finish the project by Friday."
In Real Life
Example:
"We finally met IRL after months of online chatting."
Keep It Simple, Stupid
Example:
"Let’s just KISS this idea and avoid overcomplicating it."
Long Distance Relationship
Example:
"We’ve been in an LDR for two years now."
Laugh My A.. Off
Example:
"That meme had me LMAO!"
Laughing Out Loud
Example:
"I just spilled coffee all over my desk, LOL."
Long Time No See
Example:
"LTNS! How have you been?"
Later
Example:
"Gotta run, see you L8R!"
My Thoughts Exactly
Example:
"That was so unnecessary! MTE."
Mate
Example:
"How’s it going, M8?"
No Reply Necessary
Example:
"I texted him last night, but I got NR."
Oh I See
Example:
"OIC, that makes sense now."
Pain In The Ass
Example:
"Dealing with this paperwork is such a PITA."
Party
Example:
"Are you going to the PRT tonight?"
Parents Are Watching
Example:
"I can’t talk right now, PRW."
Que Pasa?
Example:
"For more info, check QPSA7 in the FAQ."
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Example:
"That video had me ROFL!"
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
Example:
"I tripped and spilled my drink, ROFLOL!"
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Example:
"The prank was so funny, I was ROFLMAO."
Skate
Example:
"Let’s go Sk8 at the park this weekend."
Your sex and age
Example:
"I need those sales STATS by the end of the day."
Age, Sex, Location
Example:
"What’s your ASL?"
Thank You
Example:
"THX for helping me out!"
Ta-Ta For Now!
Example:
"I’m heading out, TTFN!"
Talk To You Later
Example:
"I’ve got to go, TTYL!"
You
Example:
"How are U doing today?"
You Too
Example:
"Have a great day! U2!"
Yours For Ever
Example:
"I’ll always be there for you, U4E."
Welcome Back
Example:
"WB! How was your trip?"
What The Fuck
Example:
"WTF happened here?"
Way To Go!
Example:
"You aced the exam? WTG!"
Where Are You From?
Example:
"WUF? You sound like you’re from the UK."
Sick:-D Laugher
Example:
"That move was 7K!"
That feeling when. TFW internet slang often goes in a caption to an image.
Example:
"TFW you finish a tough project and can finally relax."
My face when
Example:
"MRW I see the weather forecast for the weekend."
My reaction when
Example:
"MFW someone eats my leftovers without asking."
I feel your pain
Example:
"It’s been a long week. IFY, man."
Laughing out loud
Example:
"She just tripped over her own feet, LOL."
Trying not to laugh
Example:
"This video is hilarious, but TNTL!"
Just kidding
Example:
"You’re in trouble…JK!"
I don't care
Example:
"You can pick the movie, IDC."
I love you
Example:
"Goodnight, ILY!"
I miss you
Example:
"Haven’t seen you in a while, MU!"
Another day in hell
Example:
"Work was brutal today, ADIH."
I don't care
Example:
"IDC what we eat for dinner."
Sleeping, bored, tired
Example:
"I’m exhausted, time for bed. ZZZ."
Wish you were here
Example:
"This beach is so beautiful, WYWH!"
Tears in my eyes
Example:
"That movie was so emotional, I have TIME right now."
Before anyone else
Example:
"Spending the day with BAE at the beach."
Forever in my heart
Example:
"Even though you’re far away, you’re FIMH."
Big smile and a wink
Example:
"You did great today, BSAAW!"
Bursting with laughter
Example:
"That stand-up comedy had me BWL!"
Laughing my ass off
Example:
"That joke had me LMAO all day!"
Best friends forever
Example:
"Can’t wait to hang out with my BFF this weekend!"
Can't stop laughing
Example:
"That video was so funny, I’m CSL!"
I don’t understand what you mean
Example:
"You said what? ?"
I have a question for you
Example:
"Hey, ?4U: Do you know what time the meeting is?"
GeHmm? What did you say?
Example:
"Sorry, ;S, can you repeat that?"
sideways heart
Example:
"I really appreciate you <3."
broken heart
Example:
"They broke up last night, </3"
a bigger heart
Example:
"I love you soooo much! <3333"
At the end of the day
Example:
"It was a tough project, but @TEOTD, it was worth it."
My two cents worth
Example:
"Here’s my 0.02 on the situation: We should wait."
Meaning number of items needed for win
Example:
"I’ve got 1TG before I finish this project!"
Meaning extra life
Example:
"Got a 1UP in the game! Extra chance!"
One-to-one
Example:
"Let’s have a 121 meeting to go over the details."
Leet, meaning ‘elite’
Example:
"He’s so 1337 at coding, it’s impressive!"
I love you
Example:
"You’re my world, 143."
I love you too
Example:
"1432, can’t wait to see you."
One for all, and all for one
Example:
"We’re a team, 14AA41!"
I hate you
Example:
"You ate my last slice of pizza, 182!"
Zero hand
Example:
"Got a 19, no help at all."
Ten man
Example:
"We’ve got a 10M team working on this project."
Thanks
Example:
"You’ve been a big help, 10X!"
Thank you
Example:
"10Q for your feedback on the report"
Once
Example:
"I’ve only been there 1CE, but I loved it."
I wonder
Example:
"1DR what the weather will be like tomorrow."
One in a million
Example:
"You’re amazing, truly 1NAM!"
to
Example:
"I’m heading 2 the store."
location
Example:
"What’s the 20 for the party tonight?"
To be
Example:
"The answer seems 2B clear now."
Too easy
Example:
"That exam was 2EZ!"
Too good to be true
Example:
"That deal sounds 2G2BT."
Too much too handle
Example:
"All this work is 2M2H right now."
Too much information
Example:
"You’re sharing way too much, 2MI!"
Tomorrow
Example:
"Let’s finish this 2MOR."
Tomorrow
Example:
"See you 2MORO at the meeting."
Tonight
Example:
"Are you coming to the concert 2N8?"
Tonight
Example:
"I’m free 2NTE if you want to hang out."
information
Example:
"Can you give me the 411 on what happened?"
I don’t know
Example:
"When it comes to math, I’m totally 404."
Lets get high
Example:
"You coming to the 420 party this weekend?"
I love you
Example:
"You’re everything to me, 459"
For adults only
Example:
"That movie is rated 4AO."
For crying out loud
Example:
"I told you to clean your room, 4COL!"
Forever and ever
Example:
"You’ll be in my heart 4EAE."
Foreigner
Example:
"He’s from Europe, total 4NR."
For sale
Example:
"I’m putting my old car 4SALE."
High-five
Example:
"We nailed that presentation, ^5!"
Too much information
Example:
"That’s a bit too personal, 511!"
Sobbing, crying
Example:
"That movie made me cry, 555."
Crying your eyes out
Example:
"I lost my keys again, 55555!"
Laughing
Example:
"That joke was hilarious, 55555!"
Sexy
Example:
"You’re looking 6Y in that outfit!"
Sick
Example:
"That trick was 7K!"
Hells Angels
Example:
"Saw a bunch of 81 members at the rally."
I love you
Example:
"You mean the world to me, 831."
Over
Example:
"We need to 86 that project; it’s not working."
Bye-bye
Example:
"I’ve got to go, 88!"
Parent is watching
Example:
"Can’t talk right now, 9."
smile
Example:
"That was sweet of you, *s*."
wink
Example:
"I’ll see you later *w*."
Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
Example:
"Let me know when you’re free, I’m A3!"
Alcoholics Anonymous
Example:
"He’s been attending AA meetings for a year now."
As above
Example:
"See the AA instructions for details."
Ask about
Example:
"If you’re unsure, just AA the manager."
As a matter of fact
Example:
"AAF, I did finish the report yesterday."
As a friend
Example:
"I only see him AAF."
Asleep at keyboard
Example:
"Sorry for the late response, I was AAK last night."
Alive and kicking
Example:
"Don’t worry about me, I’m still AAK!"
As a matter of fact
Example:
"AAMOF, I was just about to call you."
As a matter of interest
Example:
"AAMOI, do you know when the meeting starts?"
Always a pleasure
Example:
"Thanks for your help! AAP!"
At any rate
Example:
"AAR, we should meet next week to discuss this."
Alive and smiling
Example:
"Despite everything, I’m still AAS!"
As always, Sheldon has the answer
Example:
"You’re right again, AASHTA!"
Always at the keyboard
Example:
"She’s been AATK all night working on that project."
As always, your friend
Example:
"Take care, AAYF, until next time!"
Meaning abbreviation
Example:
"LOL is an ABBR for ‘laugh out loud’."
Already been chewed
Example:
"These ideas are ABC, let’s come up with something original."
Already been done
Example:
"Don’t worry about the task, it’s ABD."
About
Example:
"I’m ABT to leave for the meeting."
About to
Example:
"I’m ABT2 finish my assignment."
Good-bye
Example:
"It was nice seeing you, ABTA!"
All bugged up
Example:
"My computer is ABU after that update."
Acceptable content
Example:
"The report you sent looks good, AC."
Anyone can come
Example:
"The party is open to everyone, ACC."
ALT CONTROL DELETE
Example:
"When your computer freezes, just ACD."
Accident
Example:
"Had a minor ACDNT on the way home, but I’m okay."
marijuana cigarette
Example:
"Let’s roll an ACE for the weekend."
Acknowledge
Example:
"Can you ACK that you received the package?"
Accept
Example:
"Did you ACPT the terms of the contract?"
Acquisition
Example:
"The company’s latest ACQSTN was a huge success."
Another day, another dollar
Example:
"Work was tough today, but ADAD."
All done, bye-bye
Example:
"Finished the project, ADBB!"
Address
Example:
"Can you send me your ADD for the invitation?"
Address
Example:
"What’s your ADDY for the party?"
Another day in hell
Example:
"That meeting was rough, ADIH."
Another day in paradise
Example:
"Spent the day at the beach, ADIP!"
Administrator
Example:
"You’ll need to talk to the ADMIN to get access."
Administrator
Example:
"She’s the ADMINR for this forum."
Any day now
Example:
"The package should arrive ADN."
Address
Example:
"I sent the package to your ADR."
Area effect
Example:
"The spell has an AE that affects multiple enemies."
As early as possible
Example:
"We need that report AEAP!"
April Fools
Example:
"Got you good with that prank, AF!"
As Freak
Example:
"That was cool AF!"
Aggression factor
Example:
"His AF was too high in that game, he played too aggressively."
Away from computer
Example:
"Be right back, AFC for a bit."
As far as I am aware
Example:
"AFAIAA, the meeting is still on schedule."
As far as I am concerned
Example:
"AFAIC, we’re good to go."
As far as I know
Example:
"AFAIK, they haven’t made a decision yet."
As far as I understand it
Example:
"AFAIUI, the project is almost finished."
As far as possible
Example:
"Finish the task AFAP, it’s a priority."
Angels Forever, Forever Angels
Example:
"He had an AFFA tattoo on his arm."
April Fool’s joke
Example:
"That wasn’t serious, just an AFJ!"
Away from keyboard
Example:
"I’ll be AFK for a few minutes, need a break."
Acronym Free Zone
Example:
"No need for abbreviations, this is an AFZ."
A fresh pair of eyes
Example:
"I need AFPOE to review this document."
agility
Example:
"He’s got max AGI stats in the game."
At home
Example:
"I’m AH, just relaxing today."
And I am a money’s uncle
Example:
"You’re saying you finished that in 5 minutes? AIAMU!"
Alright
Example:
"I’ll see you tomorrow, AIGHT?"
As I remember
Example:
"AIR, the deadline was next week."
As it should be
Example:
"Everything is going smoothly, AISB."
As I said before
Example:
"AISB, we need to stick to the original plan."
As I see it
Example:
"AISI, we should approach this problem differently."
Adult in the room
Example:
"I need to be the AITR and handle this responsibly."
Also known as
Example:
"He’s AKA the best coder in the company."
All concerned
Example:
"Please send this memo to ALCON."
Actually laughing out loud
Example:
"That was so funny, ALOL!"
Ask me anything (Reddit)
Example:
"Doing an AMA session on Reddit later!"
As much as possible
Example:
"Please work AMAP on this project today."
All my best wishes
Example:
"Congrats on your promotion, AMBW!"
As a matter of fact
Example:
"AMOF, I was planning to call you today."
Author’s note
Example:
"A/N: I’ll update the next chapter soon."
Anarchy Online
Example:
"I’ve been playing AO all weekend."
Available on cell
Example:
"I’m AOC if you need to reach me."
Area of effect
Example:
"The mage cast an AOE spell on the enemies."
Age of majority
Example:
"She just turned 18, officially at the AOM."
Age of Mythology
Example:
"I’m playing AOM with some friends later."
All of the above
Example:
"When it comes to reasons I’m tired: AOTA."
Angel on your pillow
Example:
"Goodnight, sleep tight, AOYP."
All praise and credit
Example:
"APAC to the entire team for the hard work!"
Application
Example:
"I need to install this APP for work."
Appreciate
Example:
"Thanks for your help, APP!"
As quick or quiet as possible
Example:
"We need to finish this AQAP!"
Archive
Example:
"I'll ARC these old files."
Acronym rich environment
Example:
"Working in tech means being in an ARE."
Argument
Example:
"Had a huge ARG with my friend last night."
And so it goes
Example:
"The plan didn’t work, ASIG."
As soon as possible
Example:
"Can you send me the report ASAP?"
Age/sex/location
Example:
"What's your ASL?"
Age/sex/location/availability
Example:
"Can you give me your ASLA?"
At your terminal
Example:
"I'll be AT in 5 minutes."
All the best
Example:
"Good luck with your exams, ATB!"
At the end of the day
Example:
"ATEOTD, we just want the project to succeed."
At the moment
Example:
"I’m really busy ATM."
All the stars in the sky
Example:
"I love you more than ATSITS."
Along the same line
Example:
"ATSL, we should consider other options."
After awhile crocodile
Example:
"See you later! AWC!"
Awesome
Example:
"That party was AWESO!"
Away without leaving
Example:
"He’s been AWOL for a few days now."
Absent without leave
Example:
"He went AWOL during the meeting."
Are you done yet?
Example:
"I’m waiting, AYDY?"
All your base are belong to us
Example:
"That meme is classic, AYBABTU!"
At your earliest convenience
Example:
"Please send me the document AYEC."
At your own risk
Example:
"You can go ahead, but AYOR!"
Are you stupid or something?
Example:
"Why would you do that, AYSOS?"
Are you serious?
Example:
"AYS? I can’t believe it!"
Are you there?
Example:
"AYT? Haven’t heard from you."
And you’re telling me this because
Example:
"AYTMTB? What’s the point?"
Are you vertical?
Example:
"AYV? Time to get up!"
As you were
Example:
"It’s all good now, AYW."
As you wish
Example:
"I’ll do it AYW."
Asian
Example:
"He’s AZN, right?"
Back
Example:
"I’ll be B in a sec."
Be
Example:
"Just B yourself!"
Banned
Example:
"He got B& from the forum."
Business-to-business
Example:
"Our company focuses on B2B sales."
Business-to-consumer
Example:
"We need to boost our B2C strategy."
Back to work
Example:
"Break’s over, B2W."
Bait
Example:
"Don’t take the B8, it’s a trap!"
Boyfriend
Example:
"My B/F is meeting me later."
Background
Example:
"Give me the B/G on that."
Before
Example:
"Let’s meet B4 the event."
Busting a gut
Example:
"I was BAG laughing at that joke!"
Bad *a*
Example:
"That move was BA!"
Meaning Babe or baby
Example:
"Hey BAE, what’s up?"
Best and final offer
Example:
"This is my BAFO, take it or leave it."
Below average mentality
Example:
"That was such a BAM move."
Bad ass mother fucker
Example:
"He handled that like a BAMF!"
Be aware of
Example:
"BAO of the changes in the schedule."
Big ‘butt’ smile
Example:
"He had a BAS after hearing the good news."
Meaning anything mainstream
Example:
"Her outfit is so BASIC."
Breathing a sigh of relief
Example:
"Finally finished the project, BASOR!"
Business as usual
Example:
"After the meeting, it was BAU."
Back at ya
Example:
"Good luck! BAY!"
Be back
Example:
"I’m stepping out, BB in 10."
Big brother
Example:
"Big data feels like BB is watching."
Baby
Example:
"Hey BB, miss you!"
Big bad challenge
Example:
"This new project is a BBC."
Be back in a bit
Example:
"Gotta run, BBIAB!"
Be back in a few
Example:
"I’m heading to the store, BBIAF."
Be back in a minute
Example:
"Hold on, BBIAM."
Be back in a sec
Example:
"Let me grab some water, BBIAS."
Be back later
Example:
"I have to run some errands, BBL."
Bye, bye now
Example:
"Time for me to head out, BBN!"
Barbeque
Example:
"We’re having a BBQ this weekend!"
Be back soon
Example:
"I’m taking a quick break, BBS."
Be back tomorrow
Example:
"Work’s done for today, BBT."
Because
Example:
"I’m late BC traffic was crazy."
Because
Example:
"I’m leaving early B/C I have an appointment."
Be cool
Example:
"Don’t worry about it, just BC."
Be seeing you
Example:
"It was nice catching up, BCNU!"
Because
Example:
"I’m heading home early BCOS I’m tired."
Big crush on
Example:
"I think I have a BCO that new guy."
Big crush on you
Example:
"I didn’t know you had a BCOY!"
Big deal
Example:
"It’s not that hard, no BD."
Birthday
Example:
"My BDAY is next week!"
Big darn number
Example:
"That’s a BDN to solve!"
Big evil grin
Example:
"He looked at me with a BEG after pulling the prank."
Blood Elf
Example:
"My main character in WoW is a BELF."
Boyfriend
Example:
"I’m meeting my BF for dinner."
Brain fart
Example:
"I totally had a BF during that meeting."
Best friend at work
Example:
"He’s my BFAW; we have lunch together every day."
Battlefield 2
Example:
"I’m playing BF2 tonight."
Best friend
Example:
"My BF and I have known each other for years."
Best friends forever
Example:
"She’s my BFF, we tell each other everything."
Best friends for life
Example:
"We’ve been BFFL since high school."
Best friends for life, no matter what
Example:
"Even though we’re miles apart, we’re BFFLNMW."
Big freaking deal
Example:
"It’s not that hard, no BFD."
Big freaking grin
Example:
"She gave me a BFG when I told her the news."
Best friend for now
Example:
"We’re not as close anymore, just BFFN."
Bye for now
Example:
"Got to go, BFN!"
Big grin
Example:
"He walked in with a BG after winning the game."
Be gentle with me
Example:
"It’s my first time here, BGWM!"
Be home late
Example:
"Running late, BHL8 tonight."
Beer in, beer out
Example:
"Had too many beers last night, you know how it is, BIBO!"
Butt in chair
Example:
"It’s time to get BIC and finish this report."
Before I forget
Example:
"BIF, don’t forget the meeting at 3!"
Burn in hell
Example:
"I’m so mad at him, he can BIH."
Brother in law
Example:
"I’m hanging out with my BIL this weekend."
I’m going to the bathroom
Believe it or not
Example:
"BION, I actually won the lottery!"
Blow it out your ass
Example:
"I don’t care what you think, BIOYA."
Blow it out your nose
Example:
"You’re being ridiculous, BIOYN."
Best in slot
Example:
"That new sword is BIS for my character."
Unverified
Example:
"The news about the merger is BISFLATM for now."
But in the meantime
Example:
"We’re waiting for the results, BITMT, let’s finish the other tasks."
Belly laugh
Example:
"That joke gave me a BL!"
Better luck next time
Example:
"Didn’t win the game, BLNT!"
Discord
Example:
"I’m chatting with some blokes on Discord."
Bite me
Example:
"If you don’t like it, BM!"
Based on my experience
Example:
"BME, that’s not how it usually works."
Between me and you
Example:
"BM&Y, I think she’s going to quit soon."
Back off buddy
Example:
"That’s my seat, BOB!"
Bad news
Example:
"Got some BN about the project."
bind on equip
Example:
"I just found a BOE item in the dungeon."
Bend over here it comes again
Example:
"Another round of layoffs? BOHICA."
Best of luck
Example:
"BOL on your new job!"
Because of mine
Example:
"I’m late BOM, I had a meeting."
Be on the look out
Example:
"BOLO for the new shipment tomorrow."
Bored out of my skull
Example:
"This meeting is making me BOOMS."
bind on pickup
Example:
"This sword is BOP, so I have to decide if I want it."
Bending over smacking my knee laughing
Example:
"That video had me BOSMKL!"
Back on topic
Example:
"Okay, BOT, what’s the next agenda item?"
Be on that
Example:
"I’m BOT, working on it now."
Broke my scale, used when rating someone
Example:
"You’re so gorgeous, you BMS!"
Boyfriend
Example:
"My BOYF is meeting me for dinner."
Big person little mind
Example:
"He’s all talk, just a BPLM."
Be right back
Example:
"Need to grab something, BRB."
Best regards
Example:
"Looking forward to the meeting, BR."
Be right back, nature calls
Example:
"Need a quick break, BRNC."
Bored
Example:
"I’m so BRD at work today."
Be right here
Example:
"I’ll BRH if you need anything."
Be right there
Example:
"On my way, BRT!"
But seriously folks
Example:
"BSF, let’s get back to the point."
Blue screen of death
Example:
"My computer just hit me with the BSOD!"
Better safe than sorry
Example:
"I’m bringing an extra charger, BSTS."
Bite this
Example:
"If you don’t like my idea, BT."
Between technologies
Example:
"We’re currently BT, transitioning our systems."
But then again
Example:
"It seems like a good idea, BTA, it might not work out."
Been there, done that
Example:
"Oh, another road trip? BTDT."
By the way
Example:
"BTW, did you see the new episode?"
Meaning ‘Bootycall’
Example:
"I got a BTYCL last night."
The most beautiful of women
Example:
"She's absolutely stunning, a real BUBU."
Used to reference an insult
Example:
"That was a sick BURN during the debate!"
changed and is now stronger
Example:
"The mage class got a Buff in the new update."
Bursting with laughter
Example:
"That joke had me BWL!"
Bring your own beer
Example:
"We’re having a party this weekend, BYOB!"
Bring your own computer
Example:
"The LAN party is BYOC, so don’t forget your setup!"
Bring your own device
Example:
"Our company is BYOD, so you can use your own laptop."
Bat you on the head
Example:
"If you mess up again, I’ll BYOH!"
paintball
Example:
"We’re going to the BYOP field this weekend."
Better you than me
Example:
"That meeting sounds rough, BYTM!"
Chuckle & grin
Example:
"That joke made me C&G."
Ciao for now
Example:
"I’ve got to run, C4N!"
Control + Alt + Delete
Example:
"My computer froze, time for a CAD."
Canadian
Example:
"I met a CAD at the conference."
Birthday
Example:
"Happy Cakeday! Hope you have a great one!"
Camera
Example:
"Turn on your CAM for the meeting."
Coffee break
Example:
"I’m heading out for a CB, anyone joining?"
Chat break
Example:
"Let’s take a quick CB and catch up."
Crazy
Example:
"That party last night was CB!"
parents are around
Example:
"I can’t talk right now, CD9."
Care for secret?
Example:
"CFS? I have some juicy gossip."
Calling for you
Example:
"Hey, CFY! Need your help with something."
Check
Example:
"Can you CHK if the report is ready?"
Good-bye
Example:
"Heading out now, CIAO!"
Coffee in, coffee out
Example:
"Too much caffeine, CICO time!"
Crying in disgrace
Example:
"After that presentation, I’m CID."
Consider it done
Example:
"Need help with that? CID."
Crying like a baby
Example:
"I was CLAB during that sad movie."
Could
Example:
"I CLD help you with that later."
Click
Example:
"Just CLK here to sign up."
Call me
Example:
"I need to talk, CM when you’re free."
Cover my ass partner
Example:
"Can you be my CMAP during the meeting?"
Call me back
Example:
"Missed your call, CMB when you can."
Community manager
Example:
"She’s the CMGR for our online forum."
Correct me if I’m wrong
Example:
"CMIIW, but isn’t the meeting tomorrow?"
Come on
Example:
"CMON, you can’t be serious!"
Continued in next post
Example:
"This story is too long, CNP!"
Close of business
Example:
"We need the report by COB today."
City of Heroes
Example:
"I’m logging into COH tonight."
Because
Example:
"I’m staying in COS it’s raining."
Cross post
Example:
"I’ll C/P this to the other forum too."
Chat post
Example:
"I’ll respond to your CP later."
Create
Example:
"I’m trying to CR8 a new design."
crazy
Example:
"That concert was totally Cray!"
Create
Example:
"I’m going to CRE8 a new logo."
crazy
Example:
"That party was CRA CRA!"
Can’t remember a freaking thing
Example:
"I’ve been studying all night, but now I CRAFT!"
Come right back
Example:
"I just need to grab something, CRB."
Crying really big tears
Example:
"That movie had me CRBT at the end."
critical hit
Example:
"I landed a CRIT on the boss!"
Crazy
Example:
"That rollercoaster was CRZ!"
Can’t remember stuff
Example:
"I’ve got CRS lately, where did I put my keys?"
Chuckle, snicker, grin
Example:
"That meme got a CSG out of me."
Can’t stop laughing
Example:
"That joke was hilarious, I CSL!"
Counter-Strike Source
Example:
"I’m going to hop on CSS tonight for some games."
Can’t talk
Example:
"CT now, call you later."
Care to chat?
Example:
"Hey, CTC for a bit?"
Cracking the heck up
Example:
"That video had me CTHU!"
Can’t talk now
Example:
"CTN, I’m in a meeting."
Check this out
Example:
"CTO, you have to see this!"
See you
Example:
"I’ll CU after work."
See you
Example:
"Take care, CU2 soon!"
See you later alligator
Example:
"Heading out, CULA!"
See you later
Example:
"Talk to you soon, CUL8R!"
See you in my dreams
Example:
"Goodnight, CUMID!"
See you around like a donut
Example:
"I’ll CURLO, don’t be a stranger!"
Comment when done
Example:
"Check out the doc and CWD."
Complete waste of time
Example:
"That meeting was a total CWOT."
Chat with you later
Example:
"I’m logging off, CWYL!"
Correction
Example:
"Oops, CX: the meeting is tomorrow."
See you
Example:
"It’s late, CYA!"
See you later
Example:
"Got to go, CYAL8R!"
Check your e-mail
Example:
"I sent you the details, CYE!"
Close your eyes partner
Example:
"It’s a surprise, CYEP!"
See you online
Example:
"I’ll CYO for the game later."
fingers
Example:
"I’ll give you a D2 when I’m ready."
the
Example:
"Let’s head to DA movies."
Does anyone else?
Example:
"DAE feel like today’s been really long?"
What the *Freak*?
Example:
"DAFUQ just happened there?"
Dark Age of Camelot
Example:
"I’m playing DAoC this weekend."
Doing business as usual
Example:
"Even with the changes, we’re DBAU here."
Don’t believe everything you read
Example:
"Be careful online, DBEYR."
Disconnect
Example:
"I got DC’d from the server!"
Dear daughter
Example:
"My DD is starting school this year."
Due diligence
Example:
"Make sure you do your DD before investing."
Drop dead gorgeous
Example:
"She looked absolutely DDG in that dress."
A phrase used in online chat to annoy or frustrate those involved in the conversation.
Example:
"You walked right into that one, DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dear daughter
Example:
"My DEGT loves playing soccer."
stupid
Example:
"I forgot my keys again, DERP."
Don’t even go there
Example:
"I’m not talking about that, DF!"
Dead freaking last
Example:
"I finished the race DFL, but at least I finished!"
Don’t go anywhere
Example:
"I’ll be right back, DGA!"
Don’t give a freak
Example:
"He DGAF about what people think."
Don’t go there
Example:
"We’re not talking about that, DGT."
Don’t go there, girlfriend
Example:
"You did not just say that, DGTG!"
Dang, girl you fine
Example:
"Saw you at the party last night, DGYF!"
Dear husband
Example:
"My DH is cooking dinner tonight."
support
Example:
"Thanks for the DHU during the tough times."
Darned if I know
Example:
"What’s the answer to this problem? DIIK."
Do I know you?
Example:
"Hey, DIKU? You look familiar."
Do I look like I give a freak?
Example:
"You can complain all you want, but DILLIGAF."
Do I look like I give a sugar?
Example:
"You think that bothers me? DILLIGAS."
Did I say?
Example:
"DIS I wouldn’t help you? Think again."
Did I tell you I’m distressed?
Example:
"DITYID about how stressful work has been?"
Do it yourself
Example:
"If you want it done right, just DIY."
Don’t know, don’t care
Example:
"What’s happening in the news today? DKDC."
Dragon kill points
Example:
"I earned a ton of DKP during the raid."
Download
Example:
"I’m waiting for the new game to D/L."
Download
Example:
"The file is taking forever to DL."
Down low
Example:
"Keep this on the DL, it’s a secret."
Dead link
Example:
"I clicked the article, but it was a DL."
Don’t let the bed bugs bite
Example:
"Goodnight! DLBBB!"
Don’t let the bed bugs bite
Example:
"Sleep well, DLTBBB!"
Doesn’t matter
Example:
"It DM whether we go now or later."
Direct message
Example:
"I’ll DM you the details later."
Do me
Example:
"Can you DM a favor and pass me that?"
Dungeon Master
Example:
"Our DM is preparing a new campaign for tonight."
Dude Man No Offense
Example:
"DMNO, but that was a weird thing to say."
Don’t mess yourself
Example:
"That movie wasn’t scary at all, DMY!"
Down
Example:
"I’m DN to hang out later."
I do not understand
Example:
"What did you mean by that? DNC."
Dinner
Example:
"Let’s grab DNR tonight."
Don’t
Example:
"DNT forget to bring the tickets!"
Dude
Example:
"What’s up, d00d?"
Daughter of Eve
Example:
"She’s a true DOE, always kind and caring."
Adorable
Example:
"That puppy is so DORBS!"
Damage over time
Example:
"I applied a DOT spell during the boss fight."
Voting negatively
Example:
"My comment got a downvote, guess it wasn’t popular."
Damage per second
Example:
"I’m playing a DPS role in the raid."
Don’t quote me on this
Example:
"I think the meeting is tomorrow, but DQMOT."
Didn’t read
Example:
"DR, what’s the summary?"
Dear son
Example:
"My DS is coming home from college this weekend."
Define the relationship
Example:
"We need to DTR, are we just friends or more?"
Do the right thing
Example:
"Even if it’s hard, always DTRT."
Don’t think so
Example:
"Are you coming to the party? DTS."
Don’t touch that dial
Example:
"We’ll be right back, DTTD!"
Duplicate
Example:
"I accidentally made a DUPE of the file."
Do you remember?
Example:
"DUR that trip we took last year?"
Deviate
Example:
"Let’s not DV8 from the original plan."
Dear wife
Example:
"My DW planned a surprise for my birthday."
Divorced white female
Example:
"She’s listed as a DWF in the profile."
Divorced white male
Example:
"He’s a DWM looking for a new start."
Dictionary
Example:
"I had to check the DXNRY to figure out what that word meant."
Do you know what you are talking about?
Example:
"You keep saying that, but DYNWUTB?"
Did you find it?
Example:
"You were looking for your keys, DYFI?"
Dude, you fascinate me
Example:
"The way you explain things, DYFM!"
Don’t you just hate it when…?
Example:
"DYJHIW you lose your keys right when you need them?"
Do your own research
Example:
"Before you invest, make sure to DYOR."
Ecstasy
Example:
"She was at the club on E last night."
Enemy
Example:
"Watch out, E approaching from the left!"
Everyone
Example:
"E1 needs to be ready by 5 PM."
Easy as one, two, three
Example:
"Don’t worry about it, it’s E123!"
Ear to ear grin
Example:
"After hearing the good news, I had an E2EG."
Eating at keyboard
Example:
"I’ll reply in a bit, I’m EAK right now."
Error between keyboard and chair
Example:
"It’s not a tech issue, just an EBKAC!"
Erase display
Example:
"I accidentally hit ED and lost my work."
Effort
Example:
"That took a lot of EF4T to complete."
Evil grin
Example:
"He gave me an EG after pulling that prank."
Eat it
Example:
"I told him he’d fail, and he totally had to EI."
Editing in progress
Example:
"The blog post is still EIP, I’ll send it when it’s ready."
Explain like I’m 5
Example:
"Can you ELI5 how blockchain works?"
E-mail
Example:
"I’ll send you the details via EM."
E-mail address
Example:
"What’s your EMA so I can send the files?"
Embarassing
Example:
"That mistake was so EMBAR!"
Excuse me for butting in
Example:
"EMFBI, but I think you’re mistaken about that."
Excuse me for jumping in
Example:
"EMFBI, can I add something here?"
E-mail message
Example:
"I sent you an EMSG this morning."
Enough
Example:
"That’s ENUF, let’s move on."
End of day
Example:
"Please submit the report by EOD."
End of discussion
Example:
"We’ve already decided, EOD."
End of lecture
Example:
"That’s all for today, EOL."
End of life
Example:
"This software is nearing its EOL."
End of message
Example:
"Meeting moved to 3 PM, EOM."
End of show
Example:
"We’ll talk after EOS."
End of transmission
Example:
"I’ve sent all the data, EOT."
EverQuest
Example:
"I used to play EQ all the time."
Erotic Role-Play
Example:
"He’s into ERP in online games."
are you
Example:
"ERS2? I can’t believe that happened!"
Erase screen
Example:
"I accidentally hit ES and lost all my work."
die
Example:
"I was so mad, I told him to ESAD."
Estimated time of arrival
Example:
"What’s your ETA? The meeting starts soon."
Edited to add
Example:
"ETA: I just found the missing files."
Ever
Example:
"That was the best movie EVA!"
Evolution
Example:
"The EVO of technology is fascinating."
teasing
Example:
"He was EWG me about my new haircut."
Emailing while intoxicated
Example:
"I sent an embarrassing email last night, totally EWI."
Meaning over the top
Example:
"Her outfit was so EXTRA, but I loved it!"
Excitable, yet calm
Example:
"She handled the news EYC, excited but not overwhelmed."
Easy
Example:
"That task was EZ, no problem!"
Easy
Example:
"The instructions were super EZY to follow."
Meaning female
Example:
"The gamer I met was an F."
Face to face
Example:
"Let’s meet F2F to discuss the details."
Free to play
Example:
"That new game is F2P, so everyone can try it."
Follow for follow
Example:
"I’ll F4F if you’re interested!"
Falling asleep at keyboard
Example:
"I’ve been working for hours and I’m FAAK right now."
Fabulous
Example:
"You look absolutely FAB tonight!"
embarrassment or frustration
Example:
"I forgot my wallet at home, facepalm."
Funny as freak
Example:
"That video was FAF!"
Frequently asked questions
Example:
"Check out the FAQ before you ask any questions."
Freak all you
Example:
"I’m done with this nonsense, FAY!"
Facebook buddy
Example:
"She’s my FBB, we met through a group."
Facebook chat
Example:
"I’ll FBC you later about the event."
Flashback Friday
Example:
"Here’s a pic from my trip last year, #FBF."
Facebook friend
Example:
"We’re FBFs, but we haven’t met in person."
Fat boy food
Example:
"Pizza and wings, time for some FBF!"
FaceBook friend
Example:
"He’s just an FBFR, we don’t talk much."
Fine by me
Example:
"If you want to skip the movie, FBM."
Facebook official
Example:
"We’re finally FBO—changed our relationship status!"
For better or worse
Example:
"We’re in this together, FBOW."
Fingers crossed
Example:
"FC that I get the job!"
Full card
Example:
"I’ve got an FC today, can’t take any more meetings."
For crying out loud
Example:
"FC’INGO, just tell me the answer already!"
For crying out loud
Example:
"FCOL, why is this taking so long?"
feel negative.
Example:
"Lost the game, feelsbadman."
to the extreme
Example:
"Got rejected for the third time, feelsbatman."
to feel positive.
Example:
"Just finished my project early, feelsgoodman."
Freak them if they can’t take a joke
Example:
"If they didn’t like my joke, FEITCTAJ."
Follow Friday
Example:
"Shoutout to my favorite accounts for #FF!"
Free for all
Example:
"It’s an FFA in the chat, anything goes!"
For freak sakes
Example:
"FFS, can we please get this done?"
Frankly I couldn’t care a less
Example:
"You can complain all you want, FICCL."
Freak I’m funny
Example:
"Just made the best joke, FIF!"
Freaked if I know
Example:
"How does this work? FIIK!"
Forget it, I’m out of here
Example:
"This meeting is going nowhere, FIIOOH."
Father in law
Example:
"My FIL is visiting this weekend."
Forever in my heart
Example:
"You’ll always be FIMH, no matter what."
Going to
Example:
"I’m finna grab some food, you want anything?"
A second Instagram account where someone can post things that they’re too afraid to post on their main account.
Example:
"She posted it on her finsta, not her main account."
First in, still here
Example:
"Been working all day, FISH."
Fill in the blank
Example:
"The answer is easy, just FITB."
Freak My Life
Example:
"Spilled coffee all over my laptop, FML."
Falling off my chair
Example:
"That joke had me FOMC!"
Fear of missing out
Example:
"I have such FOMO, everyone’s going to that concert except me."
Freak off and die
Example:
"He really made me mad, I just wanted to tell him FOAD."
Friend of a friend
Example:
"I heard about the party from a FOAF."
Falling off my chair laughing
Example:
"That prank had me FOMCL!"
For real though
Example:
"That test was tough, FRT."
From the bottom of my heart
Example:
"Thank you, FTBOMH, for everything you’ve done."
Fixed that for you
Example:
"You said the movie was bad, but I FTFY—it’s great!"
For the loss
Example:
"We missed the bus, FTL!"
For the win
Example:
"Got the last slice of pizza, FTW!"
Freak you
Example:
"You messed up my plans, FU!"
Fouled up beyond all recognition
Example:
"That project is completely FUBAR now."
Fouled up beyond belief
Example:
"This project is completely FUBB."
Face up deal
Example:
"Let’s FUD and see who wins."
Feet up, take a break
Example:
"I’m exhausted, time to FUTAB."
Forward
Example:
"I’ll FW you the email."
Friend with benefits
Example:
"They’re not dating, just FWB."
For what it’s worth
Example:
"FWIW, I think your idea is great."
Fine with me
Example:
"If you want to stay in tonight, FWM."
First world problems
Example:
"My phone’s battery died, FWP."
Fire, something that is cool
Example:
"That new song is FYE!"
For your eyes only
Example:
"This document is FYEO."
For your amusement
Example:
"Here’s a funny meme, FYA!"
For your information
Example:
"FYI, the meeting is tomorrow at 3 PM."
Grin
Example:
"That joke made me G."
Giggle
Example:
"She told a funny story, I had to G."
Google+
Example:
"I added you on G+."
Girlfriend
Example:
"My G/F is meeting me after work."
Good to see you
Example:
"It’s been so long, G2CU!"
Got to go
Example:
"I’m late for my meeting, G2G."
Got to go I’ll see you later
Example:
"Can’t stay long, G2GICYAL8ER!"
Got to run
Example:
"Sorry, G2R! I’ll text you later."
Got to tell you
Example:
"G2TU, I passed the exam!"
Going for coffee
Example:
"I’m G4C, want to join?"
Genius
Example:
"That idea is G9!"
Go ahead
Example:
"If you’re ready, GA with the presentation."
Get a clue
Example:
"You’re completely wrong, GAC."
Get a freaking clue
Example:
"Before you criticize, GAFC!"
Get a life
Example:
"All you do is play video games, GAL!"
Meaning a player ambush or unfair player kill
Example:
"I got ganked while questing."
Got a second?
Example:
"Hey, GAS? I need some help."
Greetings and salutations
Example:
"GAS, how’s everyone doing today?"
Goodbye
Example:
"I’ve got to head out, GB!"
Get back to work
Example:
"Break’s over, time to GBTW."
God bless you
Example:
"Thanks for your help, GBU."
Good
Example:
"That meal was really GD!"
Grinning, ducking, and running
Example:
"Just teasing, GDR!"
Grinning, ducking, and running
Example:
"That was a bold statement, GD/R!"
Go for it
Example:
"If you think it’s a good idea, GFI!"
Girl friend
Example:
"I’m going out with my GF tonight."
Gone for now
Example:
"He’s GFN, but he’ll be back soon."
Good Game
Example:
"That was a tough match, GG everyone!"
Brother
Example:
"How’s it going, GG?"
Good game, all
Example:
"Thanks for playing, GGA!"
Good game, everyone
Example:
"That was fun, GGE1!"
Good game, you too
Example:
"GGU2, that was close!"
Gotta get me some of that
Example:
"That dessert looks amazing, GGMSOT!"
Gotta Get Outa Here
Example:
"This party is getting boring, GGOH."
Good hand
Example:
"That was a GH, I thought I had you beat."
Give it a rest
Example:
"You’ve been complaining all day, GIAR!"
Gift in crib
Example:
"I left a GIC for the baby shower."
Garbage in, garbage out
Example:
"If the data is wrong, the results will be too—GIGO."
Guy in real life
Example:
"That character looks like a girl, but he’s actually a GIRL."
Good job
Example:
"You completed the task, GJ!"
Good luck
Example:
"GL on your test tomorrow!"
Good luck to you
Example:
"GL2U in the competition!"
Good luck all
Example:
"GLA in the tournament, everyone!"
Good luck, have fun
Example:
"GL/HF before the match!"
Good luck everyone
Example:
"GLE, let’s make this a great event!"
Good luck everyone
Example:
"It’s a big day, GLE1!"
Good luck next game
Example:
"Tough match, GLNG!"
Giggling my butt off
Example:
"That joke had me GMBA!"
Great minds think alike
Example:
"You ordered the same thing as me, GMTA!"
Got my vote
Example:
"Your idea GMV for sure."
Good night
Example:
"I’m heading to bed, GN!"
Good night all
Example:
"It’s been fun, GNA everyone!"
Good night everyone
Example:
"GNE1, sleep well!"
Good night
Example:
"I’m logging off, GNIGHT!"
Good night
Example:
"Time to sleep, GNITE!"
Good night, sweet dreams
Example:
"GNSD, talk to you tomorrow!"
Greatest of all Times
Example:
"That player is the GOAT of basketball!"
Get over it
Example:
"It happened a week ago, GOI already."
Giggling out loud
Example:
"That was hilarious, GOL!"
Get off my back
Example:
"I’ve already done it, GOMB!"
Gratuitous picture of yourself
Example:
"Here’s my beach selfie, GPOY!"
Great
Example:
"That movie was GR8!"
Congratulations
Example:
"You got the promotion, GRATZ!"
Girl
Example:
"She’s a GRL I met online."
Get right with God
Example:
"You need to GRWG after that mistake."
Grinning, running and ducking
Example:
"I know you’re mad, but GR&D!"
Good split
Example:
"That was a GS during the game!"
Good try
Example:
"We didn’t win, but GT!"
Get the *freak* out
Example:
"That’s ridiculous, GTFO!"
Get the *freak* outta here
Example:
"You really believe that? GTFOH!"
Got to go
Example:
"I’m late for my meeting, GTG."
Giggling to myself
Example:
"That comment had me GTM."
Going to read mail
Example:
"Be right back, GTRM."
Great to see you
Example:
"It’s been a while, GTSY!"
Good
Example:
"Everything’s GUCCI here."
Good
Example:
"That meal was GUD!"
Glad we had this little chat
Example:
"Thanks for clearing that up, GWHTLC."
Hug
Example:
"Sending you a big H!"
Hate
Example:
"I H8 waking up early."
Hate to be you
Example:
"You have to work late? H8TTU."
Have a good one
Example:
"Talk to you later, HAG1!"
Hug and kiss
Example:
"Sending lots of HAK to you!"
Help
Example:
"I can’t figure this out, HALP!"
How about you?
Example:
"I’m doing fine, HAU?"
Hope to see you soon
Example:
"I had a great time today, H2CUS!"
Have a good night
Example:
"It’s getting late, HAGN!"
Have a good one
Example:
"Talk to you tomorrow, HAGO!"
Have a nice day
Example:
"Thanks for your help, HAND!"
Have a wonderful day
Example:
"Take care and HAWT!"
sexy
Example:
"That outfit is so HAWT!"
Hurry back
Example:
"I’ll be waiting, HB!"
Hug back
Example:
"Thanks for the hug, HB!"
Happy birthday
Example:
"HBD! Hope you have a great day!"
Happy Birthday
Example:
"Wishing you all the best, H-BDAY!"
How about you?
Example:
"I’m doing fine, HBU?"
Have fun
Example:
"Going to the concert tonight? HF!"
Holy flipping animal crackers
Example:
"You got the job? HFAC, that’s amazing!"
Happy Father’s Day
Example:
"Sending love to all the dads, H-FDAY!"
Head hanging in shame
Example:
"I forgot to reply to your message, HHIS."
How I felt when
Example:
"HIFW I found out we had a surprise test!"
Half Life
Example:
"I’ve been playing HL all day."
Hola
Example:
"HLA! How’s it going?"
Happy Mother’s Day
Example:
"Wishing all the moms out there an H-MDAY!"
Hit me up
Example:
"I’ll be free later, HMU if you want to hang out."
Hole nother level
Example:
"This party is on a HNL!"
Hold on a second
Example:
"HOAS, I’ll check the schedule."
Hit points
Example:
"I need to heal, my HP is low."
How are you?
Example:
"Hey, HRU? Haven’t heard from you in a while."
Hope this helps
Example:
"Here’s the link to the article, HTH!"
Head up butt
Example:
"He has no clue what he’s doing, his HUB is so far up!"
Head up your butt
Example:
"Stop messing around, get your HUYA and focus!"
Have
Example:
"I’ll HV it done by tomorrow."
Heroic Violet Hold
Example:
"We’re running HVH tonight, want to join?"
Homework
Example:
"I can’t come out tonight, I’ve got too much HW."
Hell yeah, Freaking right!
Example:
"Did you see that game? HYFR!"
I too
Example:
"I2 was thinking the same thing!"
I already ate
Example:
"Thanks for the invite, but IA8."
I am an accountant
Example:
"You need tax advice? IAAA, I can help."
I am a doctor
Example:
"IAAD, let me know if you need any medical advice."
I am a lawyer
Example:
"Need legal advice? IAAL, happy to help."
In any case
Example:
"I don’t have the answer right now, but IAC, we should follow up tomorrow."
In any event
Example:
"IAE, we should still be prepared."
I am not a crook
Example:
"Trust me, IANAC!"
I am not a lawyer
Example:
"I don’t know the law on this, IANAL."
I am out
Example:
"This discussion is going nowhere, IAO."
I’m back
Example:
"Missed anything while I was gone? IB!"
I’m back
Example:
"I had to step out, but IB now."
I see
Example:
"Oh, IC what you mean now."
I couldn’t agree more
Example:
"That’s exactly how I feel, ICAM!"
It could be worse
Example:
"It’s not great, but ICBW."
I can’t even discuss it
Example:
"The meeting was a disaster, ICEDI."
I could fall in love with you
Example:
"You’re amazing, ICFILWU!"
In case you missed it
Example:
"ICYMI, the new season starts next week."
I don’t believe it
Example:
"You won the lottery? IDBI!"
I don’t care
Example:
"You can pick the movie, IDC."
I don’t give a freak
Example:
"Say what you want, IDGAF."
I don’t know
Example:
"IDK where he went, maybe check upstairs."
I don’t think so
Example:
"Will it rain today? IDTS."
I don’t know
Example:
"IDUNNO what happened to my keys."
I feel your pain
Example:
"That traffic was awful, IFYP."
Instagram
Example:
"Follow me on IG for updates!"
I got to run
Example:
"Sorry, IG2R, I’m late for a meeting."
I got high tonight
Example:
"I’m feeling relaxed, IGHT."
I’ve got nothing
Example:
"What’s your plan? IGN, honestly."
I got to go pee
Example:
"Hold on, IGP real quick."
I have no idea
Example:
"IHNI where that came from."
If I remember correctly
Example:
"IIRC, the meeting is at 2 PM."
Intel inside, idiot outside
Example:
"He’s great with computers, but IIIO sometimes!"
I know
Example:
"IK, that movie was amazing!"
I know, right?
Example:
"That new cafe is so good, IKR?"
I’ll be late
Example:
"ILBL8, traffic is terrible."
I love you
Example:
"ILU, see you soon!"
I love you man
Example:
"Thanks for everything, ILUM!"
I love you so much
Example:
"ILYSM, you’re the best!"
I love you
Example:
"Goodnight, ILY!"
Instant message
Example:
"Just IM me when you’re ready."
In my arrogant opinion
Example:
"IMAO, that movie was overrated."
In my humble opinion
Example:
"IMHO, the book was better than the movie."
I love you
Example:
"I got your message, ImL!"
In my not so humble opinion
Example:
"IMNSHO, we should have left earlier."
In my opinion
Example:
"IMO, it’s best to start early."
I am sorry
Example:
"IMS, I didn’t mean to offend you."
I am so bored
Example:
"There’s nothing to do, IMSB."
I am the man
Example:
"I finished all my tasks early, IMTM!"
I miss u (you)
Example:
"Haven’t seen you in a while, IMU."
I’m not a lawyer
Example:
"INAL, but I think you should get legal advice."
incoming
Example:
"Heads up, INC message!"
Inspiration
Example:
"Looking at art galleries for some inspoo."
Invite
Example:
"Send me an INV to the game."
In over my head
Example:
"I took on too many projects, IOMH."
In other words
Example:
"IOW, we need to work faster."
In real life
Example:
"We should meet up IRL sometime."
I rest my case
Example:
"That’s exactly what I was saying, IRMC!"
I still love you
Example:
"We had a fight, but ISLY."
In search of
Example:
"ISO a new job, any leads?"
It’s The Accounting, Man
Example:
"Why is this so complicated? ITAM!"
In This Thread
Example:
"ITT: People share their favorite books."
I thought you knew
Example:
"ITYK that the meeting was rescheduled."
If you say so
Example:
"I’m not sure, but IUSS."
I will always love you
Example:
"No matter what happens, IWALU."
I want a way out
Example:
"This job is too stressful, IWAWO."
Killing myself
Example:
"I have so much homework, KMS."
Idiot wrapped in a moron
Example:
"That decision was ridiculous, he’s an IWIAM."
I want sex now
Example:
"She texted me, IWSN!"
If you know what I mean
Example:
"That conversation got a little awkward, IYKWIM."
In your opinion
Example:
"IYO, what’s the best way to learn coding?"
I like you
Example:
"IYQ, you’re always so thoughtful."
If you say so
Example:
"I don’t think it’s going to work, but IYSS."
You
Example:
"What are j00 up to today?"
Your
Example:
"Is that j00r car outside?"
Just a second
Example:
"JAC, I’ll be right back."
Just a minute
Example:
"Hold on, JAM while I finish this."
Just a second
Example:
"JAS, let me grab my phone."
Just checking
Example:
"JC, did you send that email?"
Just do it
Example:
"You’ve been hesitating too long, JDI!"
jealous
Example:
"You went to the concert? I’m so JELLY!"
Just for fun
Example:
"I took the quiz JFF, it’s not serious."
Just freaking Google it
Example:
"I don’t know the answer, JFGI!"
Just in case
Example:
"Take an umbrella, JIC it rains."
Just joking
Example:
"I didn’t mean it, JJ!"
Just joking around
Example:
"Don’t take it seriously, I’m JJA."
Just kidding
Example:
"I’m moving to Mars… JK!"
Just let me know
Example:
"If you’re free tomorrow, JLMK."
Just my opinion
Example:
"JMO, but I think the first movie was better."
Just playing
Example:
"I wasn’t being serious, JP!"
Jackpot
Example:
"We hit the JP with that business deal!"
Just teasing
Example:
"Don’t get mad, I’m JT!"
Just to let you know
Example:
"JTLYK, the meeting’s been moved to 3 PM."
Joint venture
Example:
"We’re starting a JV with another company."
Just wondering
Example:
"JW if you were still planning to come tonight?"
Okay
Example:
"I’ll see you later, K?"
Knock, knock
Example:
"KK, anyone home?"
Okay, Okay!
Example:
"KK, I’ll meet you at the restaurant."
